The whole kerfuffle began when another of Carlson's Twits, the sarcastically impaired Laura Donovan, criticized one of Cooper's "The Ridiculist" segments. In response, Anderson joked,
"I bet at the Daily Caller, if someone tells a knock-knock joke, everyone runs to the door to see who comes in.”A video of Cooper's response to Donovan can be seen here.
What's a twit to do? If the twit is Treacher, expect the stupid to go to 11. Let's take a look at the rest of Jimmy's knock knock oeuvre shall we.
Knock, knock!The point of his joke has to be "Anderson is in the closet Har! Har!" Isn't Cooper publicly gay? Can anyone point out what the funny part is supposed to be? Maybe if Jimmy stored his varied comic talents in the closet instead of clothes and shoes, the emptiness would provide enough room for not only Anderson Cooper but also Rachel Maddow with room to spare for Matt Drudge.
Anderson Cooper. Hey, do you mind if I move around some of these clothes and shoes? It’s kinda cramped in here!
Knock, knock!See, he must be selling cosmetics because he's a big homo homo! Get it?
Well, thank you for stopping by, but we really don’t need any Mary Kay.
Knock, knock!This is the point where our self-beclowned Jimmy proudly pretends to not recognize sarcasm even when his nose is rubbed in it on CNN. Obtuse blogger is obtuse.
Who’s there?Anderson Cooper.
Oh, hi. So, okay, Anderson, I have to ask. Which part made you madder: the fact that Doug Hutchinson’s wife is only 16, or that she can get away with that outfit without waxing her chest?
Knock knock!I think this joke may have been told to him by a six year old. The joke was a groaner when I first heard it in kindergarten. The punchline back then was "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?" Many children have a more advanced sense of humor than Jim Treacher.
Orange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say Don Lemon?
What do you do for a living again Jimbo?