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20170720

THE VILLAGE IDIOT DESTRUCTION OF SOCIETY


He is the Village Idiot Destruction of Society.
God Damn Donald Trump, Clown Shoes and Sobriety.
GOP is the Desperate Don’s Appreciation Society.
God Damn the Orange Man and all similar Varieties.


Destroying the old norms while Twitting abuse.

Inventing the new ways to screw me and screw you
What else would they do?

He is the Orange Yam Destruction Society.
God Damn the Turtle Man and Motherfucker Ryan.
He is the Cheeto Stain Depreciation Consortium.
God Damn the Trump Klan and all those who voted for them.

Oooh...

He is the Pseudodementia Shit-Speaking Vernacular.
God Damn Mike Pence, Devos and other Draculas
He is the Kompromat Persecution Affinity
God Damn Kellyanne, Mike Pence and the Huckabees
He is the Conman Condemnation Kakistocracy
God Damn the Cheeto Brand and all resulting Anxieties

Destroying the old norms and Twitter excuses.
Inventing the new ways to screw me and screw you.
What more might they do?

He is the Village Idiot Destruction of Society.
God Damn Donald Trump, Clown Shoes and Sobriety.
GOP is the Desperate Don’s Appreciation Society
God Damn the Orange Man and all similar Varieties.

God save the U.S.A!

20170115

A Conversation About The Nature of God and Used Cars.

 






20160528

DONALD TRUMP UBER ALLES

To the tune of "California Uber Alles" by the Dead Kennedys

I am the Super Classy Donald Trump
My lies smile and never stump
Soon I will be President
Obama power will soon go away
I will be fuhrer one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will pledge to me in school
Your kids will pledge to me in school
Donald Trump Uber Alles
Donald Trump Uber Alles
Uber Alles Donald Trump
Uber Alles Donald Trump
With my 100% natural combover weave
I will tweet for the master race
And always wear the happy face
Close your eyes, can't happen here
Donny Bro' on the white horse is near
The Dixiecrats won't come back, you say
Follow me or you will pay
Follow me or you will pay
Donald Trump Uber Alles
Donald Trump Uber Alles
Uber Alles Donald Trump
Uber Alles Donald Trump
Now it is like 1984
Knock, knock at your front door
It's the orange combover secret police
They have come for your Bernie-Bro niece

Come quietly to the camp
You’d look nice as a light brown lamp
Don’t you worry, it’s only a shower
For your clothes, here’s a pretty dollar

With Trump Industries brand poison gas
The serpent’s egg is already hatched
You will croak, you little chump
When you mess with President Trump
Don’t you mess with President Trump

Donald Trump Uber Alles
Donald Trump Uber Alles
Uber Alles Donald Trump
Uber Alles Donald Trump

20160215




20151227

Daddy, what did you do during the Great Christmas War?


First a Walmart clerk wished me 'Happy Holidays' in a somewhat rote manner,
and I did not speak out—
Because she was just a wage drone doing her job.
Then I overheard some people talking about Kwanzaa,
and I did not speak out—
Because who gives a fuck about Kwanzaa.
Then someone said Happy Hanukkah to me,
but I only nodded and said it back to them—
Even though I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me—
and I said "So, how was your Christmas?"


20151128

Barack Hendrix?

The Pres' G.Q. interview. http://www.gq.com/story/presid...
What’s the most entertaining conspiracy theory you ever read about yourself?
"That military exercises we were doing in Texas were designed to begin martial law so that I could usurp the Constitution and stay in power longer. Anybody who thinks I could get away with telling Michelle I’m going to be president any longer than eight years does not know my wife."
I would have gone with Jimi Hendrix was your real father but that's just me.



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20151127

PUSH FORWARD

Filed under "local boy makes a name for himself."
"Joe Caputo doesn't look like there's anything wrong with him. He's athletic, he's personable, he's a good student, and he's quite handsome. He doesn't look like there's anything wrong with him because there's not. He's not the type of kid to let a diagnosis of Asperger's syndrome hold him back. And he's certainly not the type of kid to be told there's something he can't do. "I always viewed it as something that would hold me back, if people knew," Joe said. "I don't like to be held back, I like to push forward."
http://patch.com/connecticut/n...
So what did Joe do? Why this of course

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20151002

Did Charlie Pierce Steal My Joke?


The Lincolns quite enjoyed most of the play. In fairness, the vast majority of the evening was quite enjoyable and we shouldn't judge it solely based on the last few seconds.

"In other news, reached at home, Mary Todd Lincoln said she found Our American Cousin "very entertaining" and that she regrets that she was unable to see the whole performance."
-Charles Pierce on McArdle 10/02/2015 Great minds?
http://www.esquire.com/news-po...

Esquire 10/02/2015
 From Charlie's Esquire Post a day later.

And, finally, here's the dessert, made with only the finest pink Himalayan salt, and water-buffalo mozzarella.
People are far too prone to confuse outcomes with good decision-making. Surgeons who do everything right will sometimes see patients die anyway -- and many doctors who fail to wash their hands send a happy, healthy patient home at the end. The important thing is to know whether you followed a process that gives you the best odds, not what happened in an individual case. Too many of Fiorina's critics pointed out that the company lost shareholder value, then settled back with a satisfied QED.
​And thus does Pete Carroll find the woman of his dreams.
In other news, reached at home, Mary Todd Lincoln said she found Our American Cousin  "very entertaining" and that she regrets that she was unable to see the whole performance.
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