A THEOLOGICAL DISCUSSION WITH PAUL NEHLEN, DAVID SIMON AND MYSELF

Jesus was a jew.

-- 💖TRUTHMATTERS💖WE THE PEOPLE ⌛️ (@pamelaisfree) January 21, 2018

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Jesus is the Messiah. He is One with the Father and the Holy Ghost.Jews (and others) who do not acknowledge this fact will burn in hell. https://t.co/gs2wBPqyKs

-- Paul Nehlen (@pnehlen) January 21, 2018

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Kill one Messiah and the pissy little bastards never let it go.  Mel Brooks, the polio vaccine and rugelach puts us even, fucknuts. https://t.co/8f2e6mvoWI

-- David Simon (@AoDespair) January 22, 2018

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Technically it was my people, the Italians, who killed Christ. For some reason the Jews took the rap.

-- Floppy Boot Stomp (@the_edwin_mix) January 22, 2018

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In them days, we stoned our heretics. Can you imagine a world of Christians with gold pebbles hanging around their necks?

-- David Simon (@AoDespair) January 22, 2018

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The followers of the next messiah will wear a little gold electric chair around their neck, or perhaps a tiny gold syringe.

-- Floppy Boot Stomp (@the_edwin_mix) January 22, 2018

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Happy New Year! pic.twitter.com/Vy8F68IlEI

— Keith Richards (@officialKeef) January 7, 2018

Somehow, this three-chord affront to biochemistry will be sending out New Year's greetings when children now abed are gumming their food in assisted living. https://t.co/kWRSLc9tMj

— David Simon (@AoDespair) January 7, 2018

Just stop. Every time I find a guitar in my hands, I'm stealing something he put in my brain.

— David Simon (@AoDespair) January 7, 2018

He stole all them riffs from "Bleed" to "Exile" from exactly nobody.

— David Simon (@AoDespair) January 7, 2018

 

Of course he's acknowledged the debt to Berry. More than any other living musician has acknowledged it. But a lot of the later stuff owes much more to Slim Harpo and Howlin' Wolf and others. It's more than linear.

— David Simon (@AoDespair) January 7, 2018

And a good chunk of it, while blues influenced, is him finding his own groove and grinding.

— David Simon (@AoDespair) January 7, 2018

If you think Richards hasn't cut his own musical swath with original contributions, you're wrong.

— David Simon (@AoDespair) January 7, 2018

Sorry this is shit I know and love.

— David Simon (@AoDespair) January 7, 2018

THE VILLAGE IDIOT DESTRUCTION OF SOCIETY

He is the Village Idiot Destruction of Society.

God Damn Donald Trump, Clown Shoes and Sobriety.

GOP is the Desperate Don’s Appreciation Society.

God Damn the Orange Man and all similar Varieties.

Destroying the old norms while Twitting abuse.

Inventing the new ways to screw me and screw you

What else would they do?

He is the Orange Yam Destruction Society.

God Damn the Turtle Man and Motherfucker Ryan.

He is the Cheeto Stain Depreciation Consortium.

God Damn the Trump Klan and all those who voted for them.

Oooh...

He is the Pseudodementia Shit-Speaking Vernacular.

God Damn Mike Pence, Devos and other Draculas

He is the Kompromat Persecution Affinity

God Damn Kellyanne, Mike Pence and the Huckabees

He is the Conman Condemnation Kakistocracy

God Damn the Cheeto Brand and all resulting Anxieties

Destroying the old norms and Twitter excuses.

Inventing the new ways to screw me and screw you.

What more might they do?

He is the Village Idiot Destruction of Society.

God Damn Donald Trump, Clown Shoes and Sobriety.

GOP is the Desperate Don’s Appreciation Society

God Damn the Orange Man and all similar Varieties.

God save the U.S.A!

A Conversation About The Nature of God and Used Cars.

 

Remarkable silence from religious groups: Catholic bishops, evangelicals, Mormons, etc. on #ACARepeal. Not a peep about ethics, morality.

— Daniel Burke (@BurkeCNN) January 12, 2017

@AoDespair @BurkeCNN
They sell Jesus because they lack the ethics to sell used cars.

— Harry Tuttle (@HarryTuttle11) January 14, 2017

@HarryTuttle11 @BurkeCNN What's the return policy on a theological lemon?

— David Simon (@AoDespair) January 14, 2017

@AoDespair @BurkeCNN
Caveat Emptor

— Harry Tuttle (@HarryTuttle11) January 14, 2017

DONALD TRUMP UBER ALLES

To the tune of "California Uber Alles" by the Dead Kennedys

I am the Super Classy Donald Trump

My lies smile and never stump
Soon I will be President

Obama power will soon go away
I will be fuhrer one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will pledge to me in school
Your kids will pledge to me in school

Donald Trump Uber Alles
Donald Trump Uber Alles
Uber Alles Donald Trump
Uber Alles Donald Trump

With my 100% natural combover weave
I will tweet for the master race
And always wear the happy face
Close your eyes, can't happen here

Donny Bro' on the white horse is near
The Dixiecrats won't come back, you say
Follow me or you will pay
Follow me or you will pay

Donald Trump Uber Alles
Donald Trump Uber Alles
Uber Alles Donald Trump
Uber Alles Donald Trump

Now it is like 1984
Knock, knock at your front door
It's the orange combover secret police

They have come for your Bernie-Bro niece

Come quietly to the camp

You’d look nice as a light brown lamp

Don’t you worry, it’s only a shower

For your clothes, here’s a pretty dollar

With Trump Industries brand poison gas

The serpent’s egg is already hatched

You will croak, you little chump

When you mess with President Trump

Don’t you mess with President Trump

Donald Trump Uber Alles
Donald Trump Uber Alles
Uber Alles Donald Trump
Uber Alles Donald Trump

* * * The Knife Grinder or Principle of Glittering 1912-1913 * * * Kasimir Malevich [Ukrainian Cubist Painter, 1878-1935]

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— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) February 12, 2016

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— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) February 12, 2016

Daddy, what did you do during the Great Christmas War?

First a Walmart clerk wished me 'Happy Holidays' in a somewhat rote manner,
and I did not speak out—
Because she was just a wage drone doing her job.

Then I overheard some people talking about Kwanzaa,
and I did not speak out—
Because who gives a fuck about Kwanzaa.

Then someone said Happy Hanukkah to me,
but I only nodded and said it back to them—
Even though I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—
and I said "So, how was your Christmas?"

Barack Hendrix?

The Pres' G.Q. interview. http://www.gq.com/story/presid...

What’s the most entertaining conspiracy theory you ever read about yourself?

"That military exercises we were doing in Texas were designed to begin martial law so that I could usurp the Constitution and stay in power longer. Anybody who thinks I could get away with telling Michelle I’m going to be president any longer than eight years does not know my wife."

I would have gone with Jimi Hendrix was your real father but that's just me.

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PUSH FORWARD

Filed under "local boy makes a name for himself."

"Joe Caputo doesn't look like there's anything wrong with him. He's athletic, he's personable, he's a good student, and he's quite handsome. He doesn't look like there's anything wrong with him because there's not. He's not the type of kid to let a diagnosis of Asperger's syndrome hold him back. And he's certainly not the type of kid to be told there's something he can't do. "I always viewed it as something that would hold me back, if people knew," Joe said. "I don't like to be held back, I like to push forward."
http://patch.com/connecticut/n...

So what did Joe do? Why this of course

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